I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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