She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I don't deserve a penis
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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