In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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