Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
