he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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