1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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