Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
