he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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