i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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