why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
