Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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