I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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