We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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