What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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