we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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