After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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