when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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