but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
The ass gains better be worth it
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