Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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