Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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