That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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