So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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