Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I love you. Go after that dick
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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