Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
