your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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