Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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