You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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