He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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