I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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