I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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