I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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