I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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