are you still at the devil's house?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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