i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
