Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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