I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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