No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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