I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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