my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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