He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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