She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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