Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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