I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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