508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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