Yo dont text me then not text me
4 words: hood of his car
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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