She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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