we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
