Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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