I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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