Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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