id be glad to
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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