i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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