chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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